Holden's Posting World

Right now me and my crazy mind maniac sister are playing in the balls and she seems to be yelling every time I go near her. Next Halloween I want to make this machine that makes mummies and trolls seem real. Vampires, the Headless Dude, Frankenstein, and other scary stuff will seem real when I use my machine. We are leaving Taiwan in 3 weeks. I am relieved that we are leaving in 3 weeks because I really, really, really want to start my first off road club. And for the big meeting we will invite all the members in my club to Grandma George's house and we'll make up a chant and all that stuff and then what we'll do is say the chant and then I'll tell everybody what we're going to be doing in our off road club. Then we'll go outside to our rigs and go through everything we have and stuff and then what we'll do is go on our first camping trip.

We went on the Maokong Gondola. I plan to build something like that in "Holden World." I'll build two very tall towers in Holden World, one on the top of the mountain and one at the bottom. A cable will be welded to a metal bar at both stations. This machine sets down a gondola, then it takes the gondola up the cable. It makes its way up the mountain. At the top the same thing will be happening. You see, it will be very cool. My sister is throwing blocks at us and we're hiding under a table. I'm excited to have another mind-blowing sister. And when Hazel and whatever our new baby's name is going to be get older, I'll teach them how to go in a motorboat. It will be awesome. Awesome, I say. When we go to Rexburg I will start a snow diving club, where we will jump off my playset into the snow.
That's all for today!

Holden's Post

Right now me and my sister are playing in the ball pool. And guess what? There is nothing to describe about this. It's just a plain old ball pool that's not very deep, with a slide, and some giant rubber balls to bounce around. Also, Homer Simpson's finger is in here. Only it's massive. I love the element of sur--PRI....... and want to see the new Get Smart movie. That was just a joke to make you laugh your heads off. Right now my leg was on top of my sister in the slide. She is climbing over me trying to get in the tunnel to the slide. I am trying to talk my mom into lunch at McDonalds. For dessert, I want Dunkin Donuts. That's all for today.

Holden's Writing Town

My dad's brother is visiting us in Taiwan, and he seems to be a little crazy about the food here. We found a grocery store that carries root beer, thank heavens. We just polished off the 6 pack that we bought. I believe it took 4 days to finish it. So now we're going to go buy some more. Last week we went to the Palace Museum that has all this stuff about history and other nonsense. And I decided to invent a machine and it will cost $4000. And also I have made some other side-details and plans about it. It will be attached to my B-2 system. This machine is going to help there be more energy in the world, and it sways a lot when there is a lightening storm in order to capture the lightening and the wind and get power from it somehow. And it will also be attached to my A-1 system. That's all I want to write. We are going home on April 21st, so keep your hopes barely above ground-level, because it will still be awhile.